I want an apprenticship?

I want an apprenticeship in my town, I've got no portfoilio, I can bearly draw a stick figure, I inked a few mates with some shi'ite tribal, I don't want to travle so it has to be my one and only local studio where I'm gonna be apprenticing...

so tell me, when I fail, who's giving me my money back?

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Quote - it is actually a joke...
Check out this website - might help you along..
also take a deep breath.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sarcasm

The whole point of this site is that YOU can NOT learn to tattoo ONLINE, you can NOT learn to tattoo from a book or DVD - you can't do a 3 day apprenticeship!
Most other books / sites promise this - we are different...

Please review www.TeachMeToTattoo.com - and check out the actual purpose of this site.
Professional and Novice individuals were invited to check out the site - and to provide feedback and support.
This is a positive community that we hope will spread and assist in sharing knowledge.

Thanks!

I want an apprenticeship in my town, I've got no portfoilio, I can bearly draw a stick figure, I inked a few mates with some shi'ite tribal, I don't want to travle so it has to be my one and only local studio where I'm gonna be apprenticing...

so tell me, when I fail, who's giving me my money back?

If you have no artistic ability,find another line of work,tattooing's not for you.This is not a good way to make a fast buck.This is also not an easy way to make a fast buck.It takes lots of practice,AND artistic talent.